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DOCTOR WHO LOGO DESIGNERS FOUND HIDING IN FALLUJAH

Latest joke doing the sci-fi rounds:

Q: How many graphic designers does it take to create a brand new logo for Doctor Who?

A: Four. One to type the words into Photoshop, one to add the lensflare, one to make a nice cup of tea and another to keep their eye out for snipers.

American fighters spotted them from the air where they had written Help with added lensflare on the roof.

MULDER AND LONE GUNMEN TO REUNITE

X-Files fans are salivating at the news that David Duchovney and the three blokes who played the conspiracy riddled weirdoes in The X-Files will be teaming up once again.

Thanks to a rota change at their local MacDonald's they'll be working the same shift for two whole weeks! "I'm delighted," said Duchovney. "Do you want fries with that?"
DOCTOR WHO FANS UP IN ARMS AGAIN

Christopher Ecclestone costume gag. 14 year old said "he looks like my Dad" - judging covention fancy dress "We could give to the off-duty by mistake!" screeched Andrew Beech as he finalised the timetable for last year's panopticon convention.

DOCTOR WHO FANS UP IN ARMS AT NOT BEING UP IN ARMS

Fans were furious when they discovered that the Daleks would look almost exactly the same as they did over forty years ago.

Daleks will say Exterminate along with other family favourites like "my vision is impaired I can not see" and "where did you get that jacket? is it TX Maxx or C&A?"

FARSCAPE AGAIN

Henson upbeat about Farscape review. Speaking exclusively to Save Farscape Again he said. "The fact that we've tied up the loose ends, and provided narrative closure and exhausted every possible means of we've got a perfect chance at a new series. It worked for Stargate."

In realted news, BBC decide not to buy it joke

WRONG JOHN WILLIAMS
 
Issue 20: November 2004
OTHER NEWS

The UK premiere of The Polar Express is delayed due to wrong type of snow.
JMS continues to make veiled comments about a proposed Babylon 5 spin-off. "I don't want to give anything away but a straight-to-video sized window of opportunity just opened up!"Stargate: Atlantis sinks without trace in the ratings. Ho ho ho.Carnvale cancelled for "smelling funny".
Doctor Who Magazine successfully celebrates its 25th anniversary with a special issue which manages to deflect attention away from fact that they dont have any exclusaive news about the new series to report.

However, Russell The Davies does confirm that the following words appear in the first episode "because", "want" and "to".The first episode of The 4400 attracts exactly the same number of viewers. Freaky, eh?George Bush set to make cameo on episode of Star Trek; Enterprise, played Trip's Dad. John Kerry scary forehead completely coincidental.Peter Jackson decides to use his infamous forced perspective technique on Donkey Kong. The ape scenes will be filmed in Fiji with the human actors in . Simulataneously.John Williams hired by mistake. Memory Like a Sith.SFX run their infamous 'How Buffy Changed Everything' feature but accidentally leave out one of the sections, namely 'How Buffy Changed Sci-Fi Magazines'. We reprint it here in full.All sci-fi magazines MUST HAVE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR ON THE COVER. Nuff said.Roland Emmerich says he plans to continue making big budget movies about disasters. The Roland Emmerich story begins filming next month and promisesJoss Whedon He is currently working up the courage to admit to the world that he also misread the Sernity contract when he accidentally failed to notice the letters T and V next to the bit that said "movie".Battlestar purists continue to lament fundamental changes to their beloved. Like actors who can act, plots that make sense, and special effects that don't resemble a night on the tiles in Benidorm circa 1979.Sky Captian and the Whatever of the Future announces world's first virtual audience.William Shatner pulls out of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here when the producers can't guarantee the safety of his wig.

MASTER OF THE MONTH
 
TV LISTINGS
What Not To Wear Celebrity Special: Trinny and Susannah ask Christopher Ecclestone, what the hell is the deal with that jacket?

Stephen King's Garth Merenghi's Darkplace Hopsital: Americanised version of this cult 80s classic.
IN THE SHOPS
Return of the King Special Edition DVD promises a whole feast of extras, including 17 alternative endings. Oh sorry, that was the theatrical release...

I, Robot Shoebox set DVD:
with free pair of Converse Trainers.

Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas Katsulas: car jacking G'Kar as the crazy Narn goes on your shit in the middle of mid 90s LA.
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