Podcasting deconstructive commentaries of Doctor Who classics - Tachyon TV style http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk ℗ & © 2006 Tachyon TV en-gb Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:00:00 +0100 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:39:15 +0100 5 FeedForAll Mac v2.1 (2.1.0.1) unlicensed version; http://www.FeedForAll.com/ A few Doctor Who fans, one volcano, some classic shows and a mic. What could possibly go wrong? Podcasting deconstructive commentaries of Doctor Who classics - Tachyon TV style Tachyon TV, Doctor Who, Podcast, Neil Perryman, Damon Querry, John Williams, iWho, dalek, daleks, tardis, Sean Alexander Tachyon TV neil.perryman@gmail.com Neil Perryman yes http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/tachyontvpodcasts.jpg http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/tachyontvpodcasts.jpg 144 144 This festive edition of Tachyon TV features interviews with Rob Shearman, an angry extra from Torchwood and a star from the New Series of Doctor Who! Plus a veritable tsunami of songs, special sounds and sarcasm. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:00:00 +0100 Tachyon TV Christmas Special 2009 This festive edition of Tachyon TV features interviews with Rob Shearman, an angry extra from Torchwood and a star from the New Series of Doctor Who! Plus a veritable tsunami of songs, special sounds and sarcasm. 55:05 doctor who Tachyon TV yes Join Rula as she makes an extra special appeal on behalf of UNICEF and Neil Perryman's Kilimanjaro Climb. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Wed, 27 May 2009 23:30:00 +0100 Rula Lenska Makes a Very Special Appeal Join Rula as she makes an extra special appeal on behalf of UNICEF and Neil Perryman's Kilimanjaro Climb. 02:29 doctor who, unicef Tachyon TV yes Join Rula as she makes an extra special appeal on behalf of MILF FARTS. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Mon, 11 May 2009 16:30:00 +0100 Rula Lenska Makes a Special Appeal Join Rula Lenska as she makes an extra special appeal on behalf of MILF FARTS. 01:58 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Christopher Bidead's Writing...'. In this very, very special (ie. irregular) Tachyon TV podcast, John and Neil take an in-depth look at Twitter, Battlestar Galactica, volcano fund raising, and Christopher Hamilton Bidmead. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:30:00 +0100 Tachyon TV's latest podcast features an in-depth look at Twitter and God 'Christopher Bidead's Writing...'. In this very, very special (ie. irregular) Tachyon TV podcast, John and Neil take an indepth look at Twitter, Battlestar Galactica, volcano fund raising, and Christopher Hamilton Bidmead. 27:57 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Barry said to me...'. The Tachyon TV team head to LA to conduct interviews with Kai Owen, Toby Hadoke, Rob Shearman, Terrance Dicks, Phil Ford, Wendy Padbury, Frasier Hines and Phil Collinson. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:30:00 +0100 Tachyon TV's adventures at the Gallifrey convention in Los Angeles 'Barry said to me...'. The Tachyon TV team head to LA to conduct interviews with Kai Owen, Toby Hadoke, Rob Shearman, Terrance Dicks, Phil Ford, Wendy Padbury, Frasier Hines and Phil Collinson. 59:35 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'At least I don't have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor'. The Tachyon TV team kick-start a new series of monthly podcasts with a special live edition that was recorded in the lead up to the 11th Doctor's casting announcement. Hallelujah! http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:58:00 +0100 Tachyon TV's live podcast of the 11th Doctor casting announcement 'At least I don't have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor'. The Tachyon TV team kick-start a new series of monthly podcasts with a special live edition that was recorded in the lead up to the 11th Doctor's casting announcement... 19:50 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'No Dempsey! Make peace!'. Topics up for discussion include: Soho drinking clubs, incipient Forsythia, Sarah Jane's giant dating computer, Sky series link clashes, Torchwood's AV bill, and the definite Dempsey and Makepeace DVD boxset release. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ CCE914B9-99B1-4C61-B998-E08092128E88-14277-0000793D0D68A048-FFA Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:17:22 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Stolen Earth 'No Dempsey! Make peace!'. Topics up for discussion include: Soho drinking clubs, incipient Forsythia, Sarah Jane's giant dating computer, Sky series link clashes, Torchwood's AV bill, and the definite Dempsey and Makepeace DVD boxset release. 50:47 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Brought down by a badly planned party...'. Topics up for discussion include: optera fetishes, giant hot dogs, Latoni's canapes, directing by omission and light snacking.. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 669074DE-8D7F-4F4D-8C56-9E69B9F68106-14277-00007941CCF2383F-FFA Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Black Orchid Part 2 'Brought down by a badly planned party...'. Topics up for discussion include: optera fetishes, giant hot dogs, Latoni's canapes, directing by omission and light snacking. 24:43 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Pass the jazz salt...'. Topics up for discussion include: missing aliens, Sting, 1920s sex games, Nyssa's piercing, and the five hour novelisation reading by Michael Cochrane. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ AF14A417-78D6-41C1-B8D6-CF9158B1FF4D-14277-0000794294E8C027-FFA Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Black Orchid Part 1 'Pass the jazz salt...'. Topics up for discussion include: missing aliens, Sting, 1920s sex games, Nyssa's piercing, and the five hour novelisation reading by Michael Cochrane. 25:14 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'It's Chariots of Fur...'. Topics up for discussion include: Anthony Ainley's teeth acting, premenstrual tension, Peter Frampton, West Side Story, and the Boxer Beat. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F5E99A41-143C-4030-B515-9D575AB17589-14277-000079432943D11D-FFA Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Survival Part 1 'It's Chariots of Fur...'. Topics up for discussion include: Anthony Ainley's teeth acting, premenstrual tension, Peter Frampton, West Side Story, and the Boxer Beat. 24:47 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'It's 2001 meets Byker Grove...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sylvester McCoy's sex-wink, Carry on Camping, Boon, Brokeback Mountain, and Quest for Acting, and Junior Kick Start. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 084CB169-D61E-4B5E-9F4E-FBD1C5529B75-14277-00007943BAAD6283-FFA Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Survival Part 2 'It's 2001 meets Byker Grove...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sylvester McCoy's sex-wink, Carry on Camping, Boon, Brokeback Mountain, and Quest for Acting, and Junior Kick Start. 24:31 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Let's go to Little and Large's sex shop...'. Topics up for discussion include: randy elephants, Andrew Cartmel's stand-up career, Les Dennis, Stonky Stonky, and the Crystal Maze. With added swings and roundabouts. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ FD25060E-67F5-4B05-8F0C-2B5B6B30115E-14277-000079459DC1AC52-FFA Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Survival Part 1 'Let's go to Little and Large's sex shop...'. Topics up for discussion include: randy elephants, Andrew Cartmel's stand-up career, Les Dennis, Stonky Stonky, and the Crystal Maze. With added swings and roundabouts. 24:49 doctor who Tachyon TV yes yes 'F--k all repeated 17 times...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sontaran balaclavas, Monty Python, Paradise Towers, hot welding action, and the Monoid invasion of Gallifrey. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 003AD78E-C8D1-455D-9C65-1B04F1949BCC-14277-00007946212ECC07-FFA Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Invasion of Time Part 6 'F--k all repeated 17 times...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sontaran balaclavas, Monty Python, Paradise Towers, hot welding action, and the Monoid invasion of Gallifrey. 26:08 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Derek - you're a dead man!'. Topics up for discussion include: David Essex, Temporal Oust, Gallifreyan Bingo, supply teachers, faulty DVDs, spoilers for The Five Doctors, and little chairs. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 3CA1A9DB-8E60-41DF-8863-18399C7A045A-14277-00007946AE124FE5-FFA Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Invasion of Time Part 5 'Derek - you're a dead man!'. Topics up for discussion include: David Essex, Temporal Oust, Gallifreyan Bingo, supply teachers, faulty DVDs, spoilers for The Five Doctors, and little chairs. 25:43 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'There should have been a quicker way...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sink or Swim operators, Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtles and Silurian Facebook. With special uninvited guest, Andrew Cartmel... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 7B084874-F7CA-45C6-B21B-B3D2A93D3E98-14277-0000794742831200-FFA Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Warriors of the Deep Part 4 'There should have been a quicker way...'. Topics up for discussion include: Sink or Swim operators, Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtles and Silurian Facebook. With special uninvited guest, Andrew Cartmel... 24:53 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'The recap should have been an embarrassed cough...'. Topics up for discussion include: the Myrka's four Achilles' heels, Ingrid Pitt the Elder, KC and the Sunshine Band, the results of the Sea Base tennis tournament and Christmas spiders. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ ADA19DDB-64FF-47E4-8D69-B6354AA26181-14277-0000794804205FCA-FFA Sat, 31 May 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Warriors of the Deep Part 3 'The recap should have been an embarrassed cough...'. Topics up for discussion include: the Myrka's four Achilles' heels, Ingrid Pitt the Elder, KC and the Sunshine Band, the results of the Sea Base tennis tournament and Christmas spiders. 24:28 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'I'm surprised the word 'soon' is in their vocabulary...'. Topics up for discussion include: the minutes of last Sea Devil meeting, Turlough's morbid pessimism, door knockers, railing deaths, chip shop lighting, and Peter Davison's missing eyebrows. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ C288135E-D0C5-43A8-9505-44AE605EF780-14277-000079488A90F86A-FFA Sat, 24 May 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Warriors of the Deep Part 2 'I'm surprised the word 'soon' is in their vocabulary...'. Topics up for discussion include: the minutes of last Sea Devil meeting, Turlough's morbid pessimism, door knockers, railing deaths, chip shop lighting, and Peter Davison's missing eyebrows. 24:29 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'When Apiarists Attack!'. Topics up for discussion include: Silurian cafeterias, Aqua Karina, Kamelion's dolly tub, Duran Duran, Leslie Ash, and Ian Levine's gravy stained corrections.. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ B4DC6CC5-E402-4132-9D8C-680A929777C2-14277-00007948F9AAAA87-FFA Sat, 17 May 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Warriors of the Deep Part 1 'When Apiarists Attack!'. Topics up for discussion include: Silurian cafeterias, Aqua Karina, Kamelion's dolly tub, Duran Duran, Leslie Ash, and Ian Levine's gravy stained corrections.. 25:26 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Ming Mongs at the gates of the Upper Boat'. Featuring: interviews with Rob 'Dalek' Shearman and Toby Hadoke. Plus - Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts, Ming Mong Watch and a very special appeal on behalf of the National Society for the Sufferers of Congenital, Compulsive and Crippling CGI Inclusion Illness (NSSCCCCGIII). http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ A92478A6-F41D-47DE-A892-626A223E4B8B-14277-00007949AA2E646D-FFA Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.4 'Ming Mongs at the gates of the Upper Boat'. Featuring: interviews with Rob 'Dalek' Shearman and Toby Hadoke. Plus - Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts, Ming Mong Watch and a very special appeal on behalf of the National Society for the Sufferers of Congenital, Compulsive and Crippling CGI Inclusion Illness (NSSCCCCGIII). 42:36 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Ming Mongs at the gates of the Upper Boat'. Featuring: interviews with Rob 'Dalek' Shearman and Toby Hadoke. Plus - Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts, Ming Mong Watch and a very special appeal on behalf of the National Society for the Sufferers of Congenital, Compulsive and Crippling CGI Inclusion Illness (NSSCCCCGIII). http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ CF1B8218-7A2A-4D57-92C7-522756DE0427-14277-0000794A3C25DDCE-FFA Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.4 'Ming Mongs at the gates of the Upper Boat'. Featuring: interviews with Rob 'Dalek' Shearman and Toby Hadoke. Plus - Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts, Ming Mong Watch and a very special appeal on behalf of the National Society for the Sufferers of Congenital, Compulsive and Crippling CGI Inclusion Illness (NSSCCCCGIII). 42:36 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'Is there a chimp on the bridge?'. Topics up for discussion include: brutal dictators, student common rooms, Robot Wars, old queens and monkeys. Lots and lots of monkeys. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 761F03B1-F3B1-4531-A898-FC726C5E8672-14277-0000794AC95E71A7-FFA Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Voyage of the Damned 'Is there a chimp on the bridge?'. Topics up for discussion include: brutal dictators, student common rooms, Robot Wars, old queens and monkeys. Lots and lots of monkeys. 1:15:13 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F83204CA-C8E7-404C-8714-010F6FC12F4B-14277-0000794B3943AB68-FFA Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:44:43 +0000 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.3 Enchanced Version 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 36:39 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 31BE0330-CF1C-4120-8D5F-6F9D74776959-14277-0000794BAC55190D-FFA Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:44:43 +0000 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.3 Broadband Version 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 36:39 doctor who Tachyon TV yes 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 7B66ABD1-8314-4270-99A5-7E82DD09CD57-14277-0000794C4442EC7F-FFA Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:44:43 +0000 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.3 DIal-Up Version 'You've Gotta Be Careful'. Featuring: an interview with Jeremy Bentham, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Nev Fountain, a Dimensions 2007 retrospective and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 36:39 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 4DC14CFB-6FDC-4387-8841-FD6709AA83A9-14277-0000794CB7E04BBD-FFA Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.2 Enchanced Version "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 33:35 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ BADCBA13-5999-40FA-A9D0-C0A04E2153BC-14277-0000794D5D996A2D-FFA Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.2 Broadband Version "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 33:35 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 5104900A-70C7-450B-8382-906681F17595-14277-0000794E31CAD109-FFA Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.2 Dial-Up Version "Man made of gravy defends Timelash'. Featuring: an interview with Tat Wood, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, New Show Preview, and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 33:35 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Doctor Who companions just can't help acting on Impulse." Topics up for discussion in the second and final part of our our special, last ever commentary - we really mean it this time - podcast include: Mr La Di Da Russell T Davies, response times of the pensioner abuse hotline, bespoke Toclafane furniture, Thal Hollyoaks, Martha's Target Novelisation Rendition Tour of the World, Boe's Hos and Homos and the death of subtlety. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ C19115BE-D341-4F38-AB4F-F1947C79C6DC-14277-0000794EC64C5895-FFA Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Last of the Time Lords "Doctor Who companions just can't help acting on Impulse." Topics up for discussion in the second and final part of our our special, last ever commentary - we really mean it this time - podcast include: Mr La Di Da Russell T Davies, response times of the pensioner abuse hotline, bespoke Toclafane furniture, Thal Hollyoaks, Martha's Target Novelisation Rendition Tour of the World, Boe's Hos and Homos and the death of subtlety. 53:41 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Relax... you're being dominated." Topics up for discussion in the first part of our our special, last ever commentary - we really mean it this time - podcast include: The Frankie Howerd Masterclass Acting Manual, Colin Teague's sickness record, the shop for the megalomaniac in your life, drummer wanted ads in NME and three more sash fiction jokes than is recommended under EU legislation. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ A774784F-280D-422D-AB4E-BE99D212EA47-14277-0000794F3AECFD88-FFA Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Sound of Drums "Relax... you're being dominated." Topics up for discussion in the first part of our our special, last ever commentary - we really mean it this time - podcast include: The Frankie Howerd Masterclass Acting Manual, Colin Teague's sickness record, the shop for the megalomaniac in your life, drummer wanted ads in NME and three more sash fiction jokes than is recommended under EU legislation. 50:13 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Nile Delta choked by slick of 'Tomorrow People' DVDs..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ FD1237A8-961E-45E6-8D69-30F83D85CC29-14277-0000794FE5B2BD66-FFA Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.1 Enchanced Version "Nile Delta choked by slick of 'Tomorrow People' DVDs..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 32:45 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Barrowman steals Darrow's Ham in Charabanc..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 57632D6D-DFA6-4C72-ACB8-5BF775561DD0-14277-000079505B90B526-FFA Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.1 Broadband Version "Barrowman steals Darrow's Ham in Charabanc..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 32:45 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Clayton Hickman - crushing children's dreams..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 715E359B-0238-4419-A3BC-061600EA4FED-14277-00007950F806275F-FFA Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Tachyon TV Podcast 1.1 Dial-Up Version "Clayton Hickman - crushing children's dreams..." Featuring: an interview with Clayton Hickman, Mark Ayres' Audio Magic, Forum Watch, Phil Collinson's Guide to the Arts and exclusive Tachyon TV News. 32:45 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Germany buys Torchwood to entertain chimp..." A special pilot episode for a new series of Tachyon TV podcasts. Featuring an interview with Nev Fountain, Mark Ayres' Musical Magic and some exclusive TTV news! http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ DD717945-0F17-4BB3-BE01-8F32D4B090AA-14277-000079517B9E107F-FFA Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:44:43 +0100 Podcast Pilot Episode "Germany buys Torchwood to entertain chimp..." A special pilot episode for a new series of Tachyon TV podcasts. Featuring an interview with Nev Fountain, Mark Ayres' Musical Magic and some exclusive TTV news! 26:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "How Very Dare They?" Extra features up for discussion in our very last podcast include: Murray Gold's 'Peter and the Wolf' obsession, Catherine Tate plays Pol Pot, the sonic screwdriver drinking game, the subtle complexities of '55 Degrees North', static spiders and Sarah Parish steals Graham Crowden's crown. With sincere apologies to Jeff Wayne and David Essex. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 4C87AB45-2ABC-4A0B-9F16-48F47C27221A-14277-00007951E2809B37-FFA Sat, 30 Dec 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Runaway Bride "How Very Dare They?" Extra features up for discussion in our very last podcast include: Murray Gold's 'Peter and the Wolf' obsession, Catherine Tate plays Pol Pot, the sonic screwdriver drinking game, the subtle complexities of '55 Degrees North', static spiders and Sarah Parish steals Graham Crowden's crown. With sincere apologies to Jeff Wayne and David Essex. 1:10:25 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Extra features up for discussion in this special Christmas podcast include: Earthshock Part 5, 'Did You See?', 'Genesis of the Daleks' Continuity Compilation, Tom Baker Easter Egg, 'Blue Peter' Theatre, 'Take Two', 'Saturday Superstore' and Chicken Wrangling. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 34484A63-736E-4418-8FCB-4047B4C70664-14277-0000795281EEEF58-FFA Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Tachyon TV's Easter Eggs at Christmas Special "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Extra features up for discussion in this special Christmas podcast include: Earthshock Part 5, 'Did You See?', 'Genesis of the Daleks' Continuity Compilation, Tom Baker Easter Egg, 'Blue Peter' Theatre, 'Take Two', 'Saturday Superstore' and Chicken Wrangling. 43:57 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "This episode led to the invention of LSD..." Topics up for discussion in our 50th and very last 'classic series' podcast include: Zarbi Drive Time, the Martin Jarvis sextuplets, lousy puns, the bedside cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Grace Jones, Syd Barrett, Richard O'Sullivan, and Polonium-210. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 1C63B8D7-3063-4B17-B908-9F469B491163-14277-00007953312A0AAA-FFA Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Web Planet Episode 6 "This episode led to the invention of LSD..." Topics up for discussion in our 50th and very last 'classic series' podcast include: Zarbi Drive Time, the Martin Jarvis sextuplets, lousy puns, the bedside cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Grace Jones, Syd Barrett, Richard O'Sullivan, and Polonium-210. 25:27 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "What happens if you pull Colin Baker's chain?" Topics up for discussion include: niche porn featuring faux miners in recursive bath houses, Colin Baker's sotto voce, an extremely violent Michael Palin, Renegade Time Lords Reunited, two impossible competitions, a very special song and the sound of silence... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 269BB7B2-2B6C-4F66-B580-9BA5D136F840-14277-000079539B0E718F-FFA Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Mark of the Rani "What happens if you pull Colin Baker's chain?" Topics up for discussion include: niche porn featuring faux miners in recursive bath houses, Colin Baker's sotto voce, an extremely violent Michael Palin, Renegade Time Lords Reunited, two impossible competitions, a very special song and the sound of silence... 46:36 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Mad as a box of frogs and a bit loose at the ego..." Topics up for discussion include: the Brigadier's self-esteem, UNIT secrecy, Barry Lett's CSO postcard home, Pertwee's script locations, man jelly, renegade Time Lord claw fixations, Gallifrey call centers, and Oliver Postgate. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 62BE03EE-160A-480A-B45B-26063EE54509-14277-0000795417B3993D-FFA Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Three Doctors Part 1 "Mad as a box of frogs and a bit loose at the ego..." Topics up for discussion include: the Brigadier's self-esteem, UNIT secrecy, Barry Lett's CSO postcard home, Pertwee's script locations, man jelly, renegade Time Lord claw fixations, Gallifrey call centers, and Oliver Postgate. 25:47 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Do the Hustle!" Topics up for discussion include: 'That's Life', Glyn from 'Big Brother', Ice Warrior Drink Holders, Firefly Night, Ianto's Smart Car, and Yello's 'Oh Yeah!' http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 7CB8E58C-151E-4440-A9A2-39E717971643-14277-0000795495E13A9E-FFA Sat, 25 Nov 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Torchwood: Cyberwoman "Do the Hustle!" Topics up for discussion include: 'That's Life', Glyn from 'Big Brother', Ice Warrior Drink Holders, Firefly Night, Ianto's Smart Car, and Yello's 'Oh Yeah!' 49:45 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's 9:30 a.m. and it's all gone pearshaped..." Topics up for discussion include: Colin Baker, Lightsaber Man, Colin Baker, Gary Russell, Colin Baker and the second-best Halloween film ever made. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 9DCEC91D-6C1C-417A-9E1B-5B15AAA641D7-14277-0000795522978604-FFA Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Dimensions Convention Report "It's 9:30 a.m. and it's all gone pearshaped..." Topics up for discussion include: Colin Baker, Lightsaber Man, Colin Baker, Gary Russell, Colin Baker and the second-best Halloween film ever made. 26:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "mmmmmmm Matron!" Topics up for discussion include: the arse of Boe, Terrance Dicks' cameo, Mr. Benn, Carlsberg hospitals, campery, humbuggery, and John Prescott at the point of orgasm. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ D8AB6ED6-7471-4AB9-805A-64B8871B4038-14277-00007955E5BC8930-FFA Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for New Earth "mmmmmmm Matron!" Topics up for discussion include: the arse of Boe, Terrance Dicks' cameo, Mr. Benn, Carlsberg hospitals, campery, humbuggery, and John Prescott at the point of orgasm. 46:01 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Smell My Glove!" Topics up for discussion in this bumper double issue include: the Winter Olympics, big red buttons, Rodney Bewes' on-screen out-takes, Colin Baker's masterplan, Grandfather Paradox, dead taxi drivers, and 'Gangsters'. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 02CAB9C2-072A-4E2C-80DB-F75083FB9159-14277-00007956583689AF-FFA Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:44:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Resurrection of the Daleks "Smell My Glove!" Topics up for discussion in this bumper double issue include: the Winter Olympics, big red buttons, Rodney Bewes' on-screen out-takes, Colin Baker's masterplan, Grandfather Paradox, dead taxi drivers, and 'Gangsters'. 49:54 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "That's Numberwang!" Topics up for discussion include: just about anything and everything, except what's happening on screen because it's TEDIOUS BEYOND BELIEF! http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ C43ECCC1-A8A9-4A39-8239-7D08E6685C60-14277-00007956C9843AE4-FFA Sat, 28 Oct 2006 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Celestial Toymaker Episode 4 "That's Numberwang!" Topics up for discussion include: just about anything and everything, except what's happening on screen because it's TEDIOUS BEYOND BELIEF! 24:34 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Experiment 47: Can you make a souffle with plain flour?" Topics up for discussion include: tree puns, Humpty Dumpty, BBC Risk Assessment, Visage, death by fecal matter, confectionary technology, and slow-talking. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ D6BF1E36-4DEF-43B1-B90C-1FCA64D807B9-14277-000079572DE3970A-FFA Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Sontaran Experiment Part 2 "Experiment 47: Can you make a souffle with plain flour?" Topics up for discussion include: tree puns, Humpty Dumpty, BBC Risk Assessment, Visage, death by fecal matter, confectionary technology, and slow-talking. 25:38 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "I've never met a nice Sontaran, and thats not bloody, surprising, man..." Topics up for discussion include: Pringle melanomas, Sarah Jane's Guide to Twig-Snapping, Sontaran soap operas, Smashed potatoes, Metal Mickey, and the wrath of Roth. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 3BA81D1B-A9EF-4FE7-B656-05CE53DAC4A7-14277-000079579EA58489-FFA Sat, 14 Oct 2006 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Sontaran Experiment Part 1 "I've never met a nice Sontaran, and thats not bloody, surprising, man..." Topics up for discussion include: Pringle melanomas, Sarah Jane's Guide to Twig-Snapping, Sontaran soap operas, Smashed potatoes, Metal Mickey, and the wrath of Roth. 24:39 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Can you please fix it for Colin Baker to bicker with Janet Fielding..." Topics up for discussion include: Now then, now then, howsabout that then, goodness gracious, jingle jangle jewelry, clunk click, uhuhuhuhuh! Etc... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 06938074-DD75-47CC-A61E-B8409E055A29-14277-000079583C058697-FFA Sat, 07 Oct 2006 20:44:43 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for A Fix With Sontarans "Can you please fix it for Colin Baker to bicker with Janet Fielding..." Topics up for discussion include: Now then, now then, howsabout that then, goodness gracious, jingle jangle jewelry, clunk click, uhuhuhuhuh! Etc... 10:34 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "You could cut cheese with Liz Barker's face..." Topics up for discussion include: Russell T. Davies' "severe" notes on the opening episode of this fun-packed Who-fest for da kids. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 249B29FE-662B-41EA-B962-0A961AE4F9AB-14277-00007958D4D3058D-FFA Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Totally Doctor Who "You could cut cheese with Liz Barker's face..." Topics up for discussion include: Russell T. Davies' "severe" notes on the opening episode of this fun-packed Who-fest for da kids. 28:15 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's Gabriel Chase Me..." Topics up for discussion include: Dustin Gee and Les Dennis, calorie-free evil, hot flushes of embarrassment, Outpost HC, and white kids firebombing the hell out of everything. The bastards. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 5EDC5D14-2D63-4C2B-9C33-BA28B7299422-14277-000079597A11D499-FFA Sat, 23 Sep 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Ghost Light Part 3 "It's Gabriel Chase Me..." Topics up for discussion include: Dustin Gee and Les Dennis, calorie-free evil, hot flushes of embarrassment, Outpost HC, and white kids firebombing the hell out of everything. The bastards. 25:37 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Pipette Me!" Topics up for discussion include: Jeux Sans Frontiers, Marc Platt's Casualty episode, Rockcliffe's spin-offs, Frank Windsor's Euthanasia Clinic, and Tachyon TV's world famous kedgeree recipe. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 141DCA42-EAE4-4808-88D5-C9DF3C9D3AEC-14277-00007959E7C8D9E7-FFA Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Ghost Light Part 2 "Pipette Me!" Topics up for discussion include: Jeux Sans Frontiers, Marc Platt's Casualty episode, Rockcliffe's spin-offs, Frank Windsor's Euthanasia Clinic, and Tachyon TV's world famous kedgeree recipe. 26:11 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "I want to see the Doctor in a question-mark ball-gown..." Topics up for discussion include: Nimrod and his Magical Mammoth, twisted midgets, Emu's World, Alan Bradley goes tram-dodging and Cartmel's Pervy Master-plan. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F53D42B2-E881-4DAC-8F03-4C72A7262962-14277-0000795A9C7AA0C4-FFA Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Ghost Light Part 1 "I want to see the Doctor in a question-mark ball-gown..." Topics up for discussion include: Nimrod and his Magical Mammoth, twisted midgets, Emu's World, Alan Bradley goes tram-dodging and Cartmel's Pervy Master-plan. 26:05 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's Cod Awful..." Topics up for discussion include: fish puns. Lots and lots of fish puns... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 7DA34309-E424-4CAD-925C-E3B6D6A7682B-14277-0000795B3ACCE1DE-FFA Sat, 02 Sep 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Underwater Menace (part 3) "It's Cod Awful..." Topics up for discussion include: fish puns. Lots and lots of fish puns... 25:51 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Ten years from now we'll get the Myrka bitch-slapping some Sensorites..." Topics up for discussion include: Celebrity Doctor Who Wrestling, Mickey's alternative lifestyle, RTD's Thay Agenda, the return of Tony Barks, lemon curd transmats, John Paul's CGI girlfriend, and the Tyler's first convention. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ D0091F2F-BBDD-4FA2-A131-0711C10D65D5-14277-0000795C5102897E-FFA Sat, 26 Aug 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Doomsday "Ten years from now we'll get the Myrka bitch-slapping some Sensorites..." Topics up for discussion include: Celebrity Doctor Who Wrestling, Mickey's alternative lifestyle, RTD's Thay Agenda, the return of Tony Barks, lemon curd transmats, John Paul's CGI girlfriend, and the Tyler's first convention. 46:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "If it's alien or chocolate it belongs to us..." Topics up for discussion include: the megateeser of doom, the Cybermen's soap opera commitments, ear acting, Tracy-Ann Oberman's void spheres, and Torchwood's fairground ergonomics. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ AF8944F4-7464-4C4B-8B8F-C4AC470BA9FD-14277-0000795BD3DE5E65-FFA Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Army of Ghosts "If it's alien or chocolate it belongs to us..." Topics up for discussion include: the megateeser of doom, the Cybermen's soap opera commitments, ear acting, Tracy-Ann Oberman's void spheres, and Torchwood's fairground ergonomics. 43:03 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "'Debbie does the Malus' was quite popular..." Topics up for discussion include: inter-species porn, Deal or No Deal, Peter Gabriel, Katarina's libido, Mavic Chen's nipples and the minutes of the last conquest. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 0B17D480-511A-4064-AF62-7247DE57564F-14277-0000795CCB7E95C4-FFA Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Day of Armageddon "'Debbie does the Malus' was quite popular..." Topics up for discussion include: inter-species porn, Deal or No Deal, Peter Gabriel, Katarina's libido, Mavic Chen's nipples and the minutes of the last conquest. 25:21 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's Doctor Who meets the Daz Challenge..." Topics up for discussion include: The ghost of Papa Lazarou, Jon Pertwee 'from beyond the grave', Alan from 'Modern Toss', the exorcism of Frank Bruno, Blockbuster Rental Deals and ****ing kitchens! http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ D11B83D9-CCF6-4259-92E4-79025DD9FC82-14277-0000795DC47D3348-FFA Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Fear Her "It's Doctor Who meets the Daz Challenge..." Topics up for discussion include: The ghost of Papa Lazarou, Jon Pertwee 'from beyond the grave', Alan from 'Modern Toss', the exorcism of Frank Bruno, Blockbuster Rental Deals and ****ing kitchens! 44:24 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "They should have got Sandie Shaw or Lulu to play the companion..." Topics up for discussion include: Steptoe, Stockhausen, Saddam Hussein, Starsky and Hutch, the Unearthly Child Support Agency, the cock-ring of Omega, Dominator Dolls, and death by Lance Parkin. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 45C30609-48F7-44AB-A88F-A537CC3F89E9-14277-0000795E41DEFD19-FFA Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for An Unearthly Child ('play all' version) "They should have got Sandie Shaw or Lulu to play the companion..." Topics up for discussion include: Steptoe, Stockhausen, Saddam Hussein, Starsky and Hutch, the Unearthly Child Support Agency, the cock-ring of Omega, Dominator Dolls, and death by Lance Parkin. 26:01 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's a giant Mr. Hankie!" Topics up for discussion include: Toblerone launchers, Rogan Josh's DJ booth, the Wirrn Shakespeare Company and Attack of the Giant Pepperamis. Oh, and it's still speech impediment day. http:/%0A/www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 6A76214D-1E53-4ECB-983F-F3327AA205C8-14277-0000795EC26D37CB-FFA Sat, 22 Jul 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Ark in Space Part 4 "It's a giant Mr. Hankie!" Topics up for discussion include: Toblerone launchers, Rogan Josh's DJ booth, the Wirrn Shakespeare Company and Attack of the Giant Pepperamis. Oh, and it's still speech impediment day. 25:14 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Ark ergonomics, death by Billy Ocean, Cardboard Generated Imagery, Jurgen Klinsmann and revivivivivivification. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 07046747-2C50-4274-8E6A-79CB4BB6DE04-14277-0000795FBC4C889F-FFA Sat, 15 Jul 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Ark in Space Part 3 "Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Ark ergonomics, death by Billy Ocean, Cardboard Generated Imagery, Jurgen Klinsmann and revivivivivivification. 24:28 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Humanity does have a future - and a sexy one at that!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Frank Bough's crackwhores, Vira's library fines, Amazon packaging, and 'Duuuunnnne!' http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F7CE8DB4-07FF-4961-9581-20560873DE4E-14277-0000795F468B0E82-FFA Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Ark in Space Part 2 "Humanity does have a future - and a sexy one at that!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Frank Bough's crackwhores, Vira's library fines, Amazon packaging, and 'Duuuunnnne!' 25:24 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Oh no! Wirrn deep shit now!" Topics up for discussion include: unregulated helmics, Liz Sladen's contagious speech impediment, Dudley FM, 'That's Life!', 'A Question of Sport', and giant mutant star goats. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 29FFF08B-4B11-48E6-A0C5-3DC0DBEF0C76-14277-0000796044D45043-FFA Sat, 01 Jul 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Ark in Space Part 1 "Oh no! Wirrn deep shit now!" Topics up for discussion include: unregulated helmics, Liz Sladen's contagious speech impediment, Dudley FM, 'That's Life!', 'A Question of Sport', and giant mutant star goats. 25:22 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Yes!!!!!!!!" Topics up for discussion include: Tegan's feminist agenda, Cyberman stress analysis tests, Richard Todd's revenge, and Damon's imminent heart attack. Oh, and somebody dies. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 660B1214-6594-4894-9AEA-6F764C76E8DB-14277-00007960B2584A01-FFA Sat, 24 Jun 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Earthshock Part 4 "Yes!!!!!!!!" Topics up for discussion include: Tegan's feminist agenda, Cyberman stress analysis tests, Richard Todd's revenge, and Damon's imminent heart attack. Oh, and somebody dies. 25:44 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Is that the sound of 'Outpost Gallifrey' blowing up?" Topics up for discussion this week include: the Fans' Prayer, Benny Hill, LINDA's slash-fiction sessions, Jeremy Bentham sings James Taylor, academic approaches to 'Doctor Who' and crazy paving. PS: We watched this episode later and enjoyed it a hell of a lot more when we weren't yakking all over it, which just goes to show that live podcasting really can ruin your enjoyment. With that in mind, please take our "bile" with a pinch of salt... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F8E08722-A582-4E72-A998-CE4618535B41-14277-000079613225F339-FFA Sat, 17 Jun 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Love and Monsters "Is that the sound of 'Outpost Gallifrey' blowing up?" Topics up for discussion this week include: the Fans' Prayer, Benny Hill, LINDA's slash-fiction sessions, Jeremy Bentham sings James Taylor, academic approaches to 'Doctor Who' and crazy paving. PS: We watched this episode later and enjoyed it a hell of a lot more when we weren't yakking all over it, which just goes to show that live podcasting really can ruin your enjoyment. With that in mind, please take our "bile" with a pinch of salt... 48:32 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Spaz Face!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Manchester Airport, vanishing Rude Mechanicals, Michael Crawford, and the cardboard properties of metal. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 8A18EE00-AB2F-4BC5-B465-5EFCC455249E-14277-000079619F958A6A-FFA Sat, 10 Jun 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Earthshock Part 3 "Spaz Face!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Manchester Airport, vanishing Rude Mechanicals, Michael Crawford, and the cardboard properties of metal. 24:50 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "There's only so much legal aid available to podcasters..." Topics up for discussion this week include: Peter Davison's racist past, Peter Grimwade's shameless cameos, Matthew Watershouse's wrap party, and Damon's strange obsession with Michael Cashman. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ DB110DDC-FE5E-4899-A8C2-76DE84453A5B-14277-000079622D6B3678-FFA Sat, 03 Jun 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Earthshock Part 2 "There's only so much legal aid available to podcasters..." Topics up for discussion this week include: Peter Davison's racist past, Peter Grimwade's shameless cameos, Matthew Watershouse's wrap party, and Damon's strange obsession with Michael Cashman. 25:26 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Just drop him off on the nearest airless planet..." Topics up for discussion include: John's tragic and homicidal childhood, TARDIS bickering, Matthew Waterhouse's CV, and tiny dinosaurs. Note: the theme toon from 'Gangsters' was inserted on the advice of our lawyers. Oh, and it was raining outside (but it's still less noisy than a BSG podcast) http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 041359ED-FC7B-4114-823E-66466F2DD292-14277-00007962ADBC9251-FFA Sat, 27 May 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Earthshock Part 1 "Just drop him off on the nearest airless planet..." Topics up for discussion include: John's tragic and homicidal childhood, TARDIS bickering, Matthew Waterhouse's CV, and tiny dinosaurs. Note: the theme toon from 'Gangsters' was inserted on the advice of our lawyers. Oh, and it was raining outside (but it's still less noisy than a BSG podcast) 25:38 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "John Paul... John Paul... John Paul... Delete... John Paul... " Topics up for discussion include: Berthold Brecht, John Lumic interviews Mohammed Ali, Cyber-lap-dancing clubs, Tommy Steele, Touchwood, and the absence of Ricky. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ DF97293F-9318-4196-888E-DE0E0D84FA45-14277-00007963A1B29D97-FFA Sat, 20 May 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Age of Steel (live) "John Paul... John Paul... John Paul... Delete... John Paul... " Topics up for discussion include: Berthold Brecht, John Lumic interviews Mohammed Ali, Cyber-lap-dancing clubs, Tommy Steele, Touchwood, and the absence of Ricky. 53:01 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "I'm off down Mill to me get me face cast..." Topics up for discussion include: breast jiggling, Adam's 'King of the Daleks' smugness, Eccleston's northern roots and Peter Kay. Warning: contains even more extreme language than usual! http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 2D2045DA-B4BA-4149-927A-472D67D39750-14277-0000796415DD8018-FFA Sat, 13 May 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Long Game Part 2 "I'm off down Mill to me get me face cast..." Topics up for discussion include: breast jiggling, Adam's 'King of the Daleks' smugness, Eccleston's northern roots and Peter Kay. Warning: contains even more extreme language than usual! 23:11 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Every ****ing planet has a ****ing North. Now ****ing do one!" Tachyon TV plays The Long Game and Sean makes the Ninth Doctor ultra-Northern. Topics up for discussion include: Simon Pegg's CV, Suki's uber-cuteness, the supergroup Toto and RTD's original '80s story-pitch that featured Noel Edmonds as the Editor. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ EBCCF2FA-3071-4D71-97D1-31669E100F48-14277-000079648B105FB6-FFA Sat, 06 May 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Long Game Part 1 "Every ****ing planet has a ****ing North. Now ****ing do one!" Tachyon TV plays The Long Game and Sean makes the Ninth Doctor ultra-Northern. Topics up for discussion include: Simon Pegg's CV, Suki's uber-cuteness, the supergroup Toto and RTD's original '80s story-pitch that featured Noel Edmonds as the Editor. 22:03 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Why didn't I listen to Janet Fielding?" Topics up for discussion during this thrilling climax include: temporal '****-ing' orbits, Jim'll Fix It, pen torch lawsuits and irirrefutable proof that the Doctor hated Adric. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ AB926F06-1EC0-4423-BA68-10408444536A-14277-0000796512AEC66B-FFA Sat, 29 Apr 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The 1996 TV Movie Part 3 "Why didn't I listen to Janet Fielding?" Topics up for discussion during this thrilling climax include: temporal '****-ing' orbits, Jim'll Fix It, pen torch lawsuits and irirrefutable proof that the Doctor hated Adric. 29:42 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!" This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Topics covered this week include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 6B43808D-3535-4C67-B394-AC3989F5EE86-14277-000079659C58B2B6-FFA Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The 1996 TV Movie Part 2 "Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!" This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Topics covered this week include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation. 27:39 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!" John Paul joins the podcasting team as Tachyon TV tackles the '96 Movie with the Pertwee logo on it. Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 2F656004-5CCB-42EC-B3FD-27ADBF203ADE-14277-000079661F7470F7-FFA Sat, 15 Apr 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The 1996 TV Movie Part 1 "Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!" John Paul joins the podcasting team as Tachyon TV tackles the '96 Movie with the Pertwee logo on it. Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion. 30:49 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It Ain't Half Shit, Mum" Topics covered this week include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 49B3C3F2-1BA6-47A5-9E9E-F2C67AB4EB73-14277-000079669B76109E-FFA Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Claws of Axos Part 4 "It Ain't Half Shit, Mum" Topics covered this week include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys. 25:29 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?" Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle') http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 202B3DC1-5977-4892-8528-43E2476EEAEA-14277-0000796716EFDF66-FFA Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:58:07 +0100 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Claws of Axos Part 3 "What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?" Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle') 23:58 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series". As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership... http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 16E63881-A4BD-40A7-97D5-86F4879A6D05-14277-000079679E60846A-FFA Sat, 25 Mar 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Claws of Axos Part 2 "Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series". As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership... 24:17 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Chinn! Chinn!" Play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game?Ѣ whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 247B4585-BFAD-4C62-87A0-4BDA87B056FD-14277-0000796827A7CFA4-FFA Sat, 18 Mar 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Claws of Axos Part 1 "Chinn! Chinn!" Play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game?Ѣ whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense. 23:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!" All the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 5AD33C3D-F8C6-48F7-B0FA-E0456AA8F396-14277-000079689B3C8003-FFA Sat, 11 Mar 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Pudsey Cutaway "Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!" All the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case 7:35 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood." Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 60B34B6C-F0CB-405B-9B5D-50B4F3F8DC68-14277-0000796923A2B970-FFA Sat, 04 Mar 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for Rose "Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood." Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea. 45:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes "It's a shame this isn't in colour..." - Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 2087B574-FC98-445C-B9CC-1C121DB2A540-14277-00007969AC69D131-FFA Sat, 25 Feb 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Brink of Disaster "It's a shame this isn't in colour..." - Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really 22:32 doctor who Tachyon TV yes Join Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine) http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ F2E4402B-9659-4D91-8ADB-16E02FE151EA-14277-0000796A2C1743B8-FFA Sat, 18 Feb 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Edge of Destruction Join Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine) 27:44 doctor who Tachyon TV yes The Tachyon TV continue their search for Paul Rogers in part 2 of The Christmas Invasion. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ EED1AFCE-BF78-4EE9-AFAA-3ABC99A6B8B2-14277-0000796ABC1BA1B7-FFA Mon, 13 Feb 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Christmas Invasion - Part 2 The Tachyon TV continue their search for Paul Rogers in part 2 of The Christmas Invasion. 30:48 doctor who Tachyon TV yes The Tachyon TV team take on the Christmas Invasion. Listen carefully as Neil digs himself a very big hole. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ CD3F4DC3-5F4D-4090-9B5C-1F1F03E8ABE2-14277-0000796B47D101D7-FFA Mon, 06 Feb 2006 19:58:07 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Christmas Invasion - Part 1 The Tachyon TV team take on the Christmas Invasion. Listen carefully as Neil digs himself a very big hole. 29:32 doctor who Tachyon TV yes Tachyon TV reach the end of The Five Doctors (nigerian version). ***** ****** was removed for legal reasons. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 361DED40-3649-47F7-BF15-C7C9160FDA55-14277-0000796BCC94390B-FFA Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:58:43 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Five Doctors Part 4 Tachyon TV reach the end of The Five Doctors (nigerian version). ***** ****** was removed for legal reasons. 27:04 doctor who Tachyon TV yes Cue your 5 Doctors DVD up to 50' 37" and sit back and enjoy Tachyon TV's systematic deconstruction of part 3 of the Nigerian version of this Doctor Who classic. http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 9191BC34-D472-4B82-972A-4CE62895FE9B-14277-0000796C566A397E-FFA Mon, 23 Jan 2006 19:59:01 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Five Doctors Part 3 Cue your 5 Doctors DVD up to 50' 37" and sit back and enjoy Tachyon TV's systematic deconstruction of part 3 of the Nigerian version of this Doctor Who classic. 24:02 doctor who Tachyon TV yes The Tachyon TV Team continue their psychotic trip into podcasting land with the second part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen out for the sound of John choking to death on his own hyperbole http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 0B6B1A97-532F-4386-8794-AFD7E1D4725E-14277-0000796CCFF8F042-FFA Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:59:16 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Five Doctors Part 2 The Tachyon TV Team continue their psychotic trip into podcasting land with the second part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen out for the sound of John choking to death on his own hyperbole 27:24 doctor who Tachyon TV yes The Tachyon TV Team dip their toe into the podcasting pool with the first part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen carefully for the sound of our first writ landing on the door mat during this recording http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk/ 9ACDBB13-F4CA-458D-8CB1-3CB423DB7C08-14277-0000796D96FE7376-FFA Mon, 09 Jan 2006 19:59:33 +0000 Alternative DVD Commentary Podcast for The Five Doctors Part 1 The Tachyon TV Team dip their toe into the podcasting pool with the first part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen carefully for the sound of our first writ landing on the door mat during this recording 25:59 doctor who Tachyon TV yes